thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag

is it fandom???

is it feminist rants???

is it food???

who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in there

(via shadematt)

do-as-youd-like:

kamikaze-jane:

mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

boop

im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

Damn you staff!

I don’t know if they’re fucking around or not

This wasn’t even really posted by the staff.

(via sir-narwhal)

ritchandspace:

Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.

Damn, I’m so ready for this.

(via notgalileo)

vampirequeenoffan:

Some of the words are wrong, pretend you don’t notice.

I think I’m clinically dead right now… BUT I FINISHED!!! :oDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA–

(I think I may have been driven sliiiightly insane by this project)

The timing’s off on a couple of words but I want to get this up now, sooo… I’ll fix it later.

I might ramble more later but as of right now I’m, you know, clinically dead, sooo…

sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

(via satans-tatas)

Reblog with Your Desktop (no Cleaning)

i-effed-it-all-up:

aheartofwood:

briandanielwolf:

mariealbertine:

amphiaria:

ohcorny:

megasonger:

pocketabortions:

crimewave420:

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lmfao if your desktop isnt as clean as your soul like mine

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meowhirukoizumi:

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cute matching icons for you and your disney prince (and mom)

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black-nata:

What do you think of Lady Thor?

people all over the world losing their shit over lady thor and chris hemsworth is like “lol ‘bout time mates ha ha”. shitting on ur whole life

(via faeareawesome)

Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates. Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)

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acedamian:

queerionthewitch:

i like crossovers but i really like the idea of dc and marvel being fictional in eachothers worlds like the teen titans are gonna go see the avengers at the movies tomorrow on their day out and then beast boys gonna do his best hulk impression all day meanwhile a universe over the young avengers are passing around the lastest batman issue and arguing about who could take batman in a fight

i love this too it is my Headcanon

(via sirmonster)